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A trip to the ancient past…or 2012

Stop touching your face! Sorry. This is one of the reasons your skin is so bad. It’s itchy though. What have you been doing with yourself? Itchy. Stop it now! *High pitched screeching noise.* What about us, we have something … Continue reading

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Time travel part 5

24/6/13 So you actually made it out of the house today did you? 25/6/13 Cute. I am the general the jolly general. P, p, p, p, p, p, p. M, m, m, m. P, p, p, p, p, p. M, … Continue reading

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Time travel part 2

30/05/13 Welcome. Wilkommen Wow that’s one fat hamster. Urghh cockroaches! Urghh the scuttling sound is really disturbing. If you’re happy and you know it, clap your hands. Pony, macaroni… Drink something! He has really creepy eyes. Schmeterling. Bananas aren’t a … Continue reading

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Time travel part one

29/5/13 Why is the door making a creaking sound like that? Dass ist nicht gut! Aber…aber… Dancing dancing. Liver and kidney beans. Mix them up in a big pot and then add the brains. Who am I? I am Simple … Continue reading

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